**insert catchy tv game show theme music here**
voice of tv announceer : It's time for everyone's favorite game show
ZOBMONDO!
the outrageous game of bizarre choices
(satirical warning:contains shocking content meant to inspirehilarious discussion. The questions may be heinous, nauseating, or downright disturbing, But they are not meant to be taken literally. It's essential that you place yourself in a fun social state of mind before playing)
so without further ado, let's play....
IF you absoultely had to make a choice, which of the following WOULD YOU RATHER .....
1. Be thought of as a bumbling, incompetent fool by everyone you work with
-OR-
as sexually inadequate by everyone you sleep with?
2. be in a crowded elevator stuck between floors for two hours after eating a large bowl of chili
-OR-
be stuck on a bus without a bathroom for 100 miles after drinking a pot of coffee
tune in next time for another fun episode of.....
ZOBMONDO! |